Mrs. Jim Halpert/John Krasinski

In case it's never come up before, I'm going to marry Jim Halpert. Don't know who that is? Well let me tell you. He's the most gorgeous man to grace the planet earth, he's one of the funniest people on television, and I love him. Even though he's engaged, engaged ain't married. Look at his face. Who could not love that face?

Hence, I love him and will be wed to him one fine day.



Going to the chapel, and we're gonna get married...
Going to the chapel, and we're gonna get married...
Gee I really love you and we're gonna get married...

We all have them....

Bad dates. Although I don't consider any of my experiences to be "dates," they definitely sucked. And I'm realizing more and more that everybody has them. In fact, I'm anticipating one this weekend at prom. But it'll be a whole lot better than some of these bad dates. The awful things that these people have been through give me the confidence to believe that my experiences will never be that bad. Granted, some of these stories are perpetuated by bad decisions, alcohol, or some combination of the two, but the result is the same: The Very Worst Dates ever.

T Minus 28 Days

As I'm addressing and stuffing and prepping all of my graduation announcements, I'm beginning to realize how quickly the end of high school is approaching. Despite all the crap that I've had to go through to get here, overall, it's been worth it. I'm actually not looking that forward to the day that I will put on my cap and gown, hear my name called, walk across a stage in uncomfortable heels, and relish the diploma in my hands. It sounds like heaven on earth, but I'm actually pretty scared. Especially since I'm not staying at home for college.

So if you are still looking at a few more years in high school or haven't even begun yet, appreciate it while it lasts because it'll be over sooner than you will ever be able to imagine.

And If I Can't Afford It, Then I Guess I'm Gonna Steal It

You've probably heard or at least seen the latest segment of What's Wrong with America Volume 2078, otherwise known as Maury. If not, take a gander at this beauty:



I would say more but..... it speaks for itself.

ROLLER DERBY!!

So ever since I went to the sneak preview of Whip It back in .... some month, I have been completely in love with the whole concept of roller derby. It's so badass! I even have a name picked out and everything, but I know that it's so good that people will want to steal it, so I'm gonna kept it to myself for now :P

Anywho, it's such an amazing sport that most people don't even realize is a sport. Therefore, if you haven't seen the movie, shame on you.

To remedy this problem:

Step 1: Go to your Netflix queue.

Step 2: Put Whip It at the top of your list.

Step 3: Wait anxiously by the mailbox for it to arrive.


In the meantime, enjoy this:

You won't even believe this

Today, my AP European History teacher pulled a dead mole in a ziploc bag out of her purse. She tried to get us to pet it. Who does that?!

AP Exams

I'm under the impression that CollegeBoard is trying to piss me off. I mean, if I'm going to spend 90 dollars each on four of those exams, they can at least give me practice work that I don't have to pay for. I understand that they're "valuable" but paying 25 dollars for a test that everyone has already taken? That's just agitating.