Monday, February 1, 2010

Wetness is the Essence of Beauty... So Someone Please Clean Up Gaga



We all know (except for the select and special few) that Zoolander is possibly one of the most quoted movies of all time. I watched it last week, and now I find myself quoting it constantly. And then I start to wonder why... When you take it for what it really is, Zoolander is a pretty stupid movie. Funny, yes. Serious, absolutely not. And yet it's so addictingly funny. My theory is that the reason it's so popular is because it's so stupid. Needless to say, I also apply this theory to the Twilight and Lady Gaga epidemics, two other things I also don't understand, but different from Zoolander I just don't like either one of these. To tell the truth, it scares me a little bit to look at Lady Gaga for more than a millisecond because she makes my spine crawl so much. And to think how much the American population adores her... it's as disturbing as she is.