Mrs. Jim Halpert/John Krasinski

In case it's never come up before, I'm going to marry Jim Halpert. Don't know who that is? Well let me tell you. He's the most gorgeous man to grace the planet earth, he's one of the funniest people on television, and I love him. Even though he's engaged, engaged ain't married. Look at his face. Who could not love that face?

Hence, I love him and will be wed to him one fine day.



Going to the chapel, and we're gonna get married...
Going to the chapel, and we're gonna get married...
Gee I really love you and we're gonna get married...

We all have them....

Bad dates. Although I don't consider any of my experiences to be "dates," they definitely sucked. And I'm realizing more and more that everybody has them. In fact, I'm anticipating one this weekend at prom. But it'll be a whole lot better than some of these bad dates. The awful things that these people have been through give me the confidence to believe that my experiences will never be that bad. Granted, some of these stories are perpetuated by bad decisions, alcohol, or some combination of the two, but the result is the same: The Very Worst Dates ever.

T Minus 28 Days

As I'm addressing and stuffing and prepping all of my graduation announcements, I'm beginning to realize how quickly the end of high school is approaching. Despite all the crap that I've had to go through to get here, overall, it's been worth it. I'm actually not looking that forward to the day that I will put on my cap and gown, hear my name called, walk across a stage in uncomfortable heels, and relish the diploma in my hands. It sounds like heaven on earth, but I'm actually pretty scared. Especially since I'm not staying at home for college.

So if you are still looking at a few more years in high school or haven't even begun yet, appreciate it while it lasts because it'll be over sooner than you will ever be able to imagine.

And If I Can't Afford It, Then I Guess I'm Gonna Steal It

You've probably heard or at least seen the latest segment of What's Wrong with America Volume 2078, otherwise known as Maury. If not, take a gander at this beauty:



I would say more but..... it speaks for itself.

ROLLER DERBY!!

So ever since I went to the sneak preview of Whip It back in .... some month, I have been completely in love with the whole concept of roller derby. It's so badass! I even have a name picked out and everything, but I know that it's so good that people will want to steal it, so I'm gonna kept it to myself for now :P

Anywho, it's such an amazing sport that most people don't even realize is a sport. Therefore, if you haven't seen the movie, shame on you.

To remedy this problem:

Step 1: Go to your Netflix queue.

Step 2: Put Whip It at the top of your list.

Step 3: Wait anxiously by the mailbox for it to arrive.


In the meantime, enjoy this:

You won't even believe this

Today, my AP European History teacher pulled a dead mole in a ziploc bag out of her purse. She tried to get us to pet it. Who does that?!

AP Exams

I'm under the impression that CollegeBoard is trying to piss me off. I mean, if I'm going to spend 90 dollars each on four of those exams, they can at least give me practice work that I don't have to pay for. I understand that they're "valuable" but paying 25 dollars for a test that everyone has already taken? That's just agitating.

Lolz

I love lolcats. The real ones, I can definitely do with out, but the lol species is so cute! I have a "greatest hits" folder on my computer of all of my favorite lolcats, and I figured they might be appreciated here. Enjoy!

How fairy tales REALLY end

Don't get me wrong... I am a huge fan of the fairy tale. Pretty tiaras and ball gowns were a critical part of my childhood dreams. However, it's nice to have a reality check every once and a while to slap you in the face and say: "Hey, stupid! You have a great life, so be happy."

http://dailyshite.com/2010/03/how-fairy-tales-really-end/

One Month Anniversary....

...Of the last time I posted. Oops!

Anyway, nothing much has really been happening here. However, today marks the day of one of my good friends' birthday, leaving me as the last person in our friend group that is still under 18. This sucks. Especially when you want to go to concerts and things but can't because you're TOO YOUNG. I don't even look my age either, which only adds to my frustration.

But give me a month and a half and I'll have joined the ranks of my fellow legal adults. If only I didn't have to act like one....

Wetness is the Essence of Beauty... So Someone Please Clean Up Gaga

We all know (except for the select and special few) that Zoolander is possibly one of the most quoted movies of all time. I watched it last week, and now I find myself quoting it constantly. And then I start to wonder why... When you take it for what it really is, Zoolander is a pretty stupid movie. Funny, yes. Serious, absolutely not. And yet it's so addictingly funny. My theory is that the reason it's so popular is because it's so stupid. Needless to say, I also apply this theory to the Twilight and Lady Gaga epidemics, two other things I also don't understand, but different from Zoolander I just don't like either one of these. To tell the truth, it scares me a little bit to look at Lady Gaga for more than a millisecond because she makes my spine crawl so much. And to think how much the American population adores her... it's as disturbing as she is.

Semi-Formal, Pseudo-Casual Up-Dos?

So, Winter Formal at my school is next week and I actually found a dress (shock surprise #1) but now I can't figure out how I want to do my hair (shock surprise #2). I don't really love up-dos because I'm always afraid they'll fall out, but they look so pretty! I would also love to do something with braids; however my lack of skill in that department limits the plausibility of that happening. So, considering all of these limitations, I'm thinking I'll go with something like a half up-down do that's kind of messy and maybe have a braid thrown in there somewhere. This should definitely be interesting...

But then again I love the classics (like in the picture), so I really have no idea what I'll do.